Ya know tumblr is everywhere. In eighth and ninth grade I was on here religiously. Then in tenth I saw stuff on Twitter. And for eleventh and twelfth it’s all over Instagram. I don’t think this one can be a phase mom.

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

gemancer:

maybeimdrowning:

Okay, so I have heard about the legendary in-n-out and how much californians love it, but I never knew how intense the love was. My grandma came to visit and I’m a vegan and she was tying to relate to me so she was telling stories. And apparently my mother was a vegetarian for two weeks but my grandma went to an in-n-out and my mom couldn’t resist. So my mom stopped being a vegan because she loved in-n-out so much???

Tbh I get weak every time I see an In n Out

maybeimdrowning:

Okay, so I have heard about the legendary in-n-out and how much californians love it, but I never knew how intense the love was. My grandma came to visit and I’m a vegan and she was tying to relate to me so she was telling stories. And apparently my mother was a vegetarian for two weeks but my grandma went to an in-n-out and my mom couldn’t resist. So my mom stopped being a vegan because she loved in-n-out so much???

danviews:

person: talent is dead

me: then explain this

maybeimdrowning:

It still isn’t a word

Okay, so I have heard about the legendary in-n-out and how much californians love it, but I never knew how intense the love was. My grandma came to visit and I’m a vegan and she was tying to relate to me so she was telling stories. And apparently my mother was a vegetarian for two weeks but my grandma went to an in-n-out and my mom couldn’t resist. So my mom stopped being a vegan because she loved in-n-out so much???

maybeimdrowning:

*is July fourth*

Me: how am I going to be a firework and a jack-o-lantern???